I used to have have a buddy, RIP my friend, who would say "I would drink her bathwater" and I always thought that was gross as fuck, but looking at her, I think I get it now

I’d rim her dirty asshole so bath water sounds rather tame

She's fine as hell and what not, but what would be the scenario that you wouldn't even get a chance to wipe it down first?

Wipe it down? Eww gross. Let’s keep it all natural